As y’all may recall, the height of my supermodel career came this past fall, when I rode bikes up and down San Francisco-esque hills in an effort to clearly portray the ease of Public Bikes’ new electric bicycles. Seeing as there hadn’t been even one inquiring email regarding my prosperous career, I wondered if pending contracts had perhaps gotten lost in my spam folder. Just in case Public Bikes had lost the amazing footage of me, myself and I in all her modeling glory, I decided to pay a visit to their website to see if I’d actually made it big time.
And, oh, friends, I have – all I can say is that I have arrived. Watch out now, Marisa Miller – there’s a new, knocked-up supermodel in town!
So, for your Friday viewing pleasure, I proudly present the start and finish of my modeling career…
[If you’re reading this via email, you’ll probably have to click the blue title link at the top in order to watch this incredible 2 minute, 31 second video.]
Happy Friday, everyone!
What about you? Are you as miffed as I am that the contracts haven’t come in from the biggest modeling agencies in the world yet? And more importantly, how do you speak sarcasm today?