some valentine haikus, para tu.

And today, for your five-seven-five pleasure, Cara proudly presents …a few Valentine’s haikus for you and yours!

LOVE-HEARTS

1.
Oh, Valentine’s Day?
I guess I forgot, again.
Buy a calendar.

2.
On this day of love,
I stare at the closet and –
wonder, where’s the pink?

3.
My seventh grade self:
Will he ask me out? I die –
Instead, my best friend.

4.
Hoes before bros, true!
So, Happy Gal-entine’s day
Thanks, Amy Poehler.

5.
Third grade: O my love,
Your sis wrote my Valentine –
How can I frame that?

6.
Hallmark’s holiday
Is what I used to call it
Now it’s Pinterest’s.

7.
What’s this eve’s dinner?
Heart-shaped veal cutlets, yeah?
Or maybe just soup.

8.
Dear Saint Valentine:
So, you were beaten and clubbed
…for some chocolate?

9.
Cancan, hey! Be mine!
You are my kid, so really –
you don’t have a choice.

10.
Awkward Red Robin
was our first and only date.
And your name again?

11.
Don’t worry, hubby:
You’re my only love, I swear.
And Scandal – Kerry!

Happy Valentine’s Day to you and yours, no matter your relationship status.  So, join in the fun: what 5-7-5 haiku would you add?  And do you have a favorite from above?  xoxo!

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